I’ve figured these boots out you know. I know their game. They refuse to work with anything they consider ‘too fashion’ or ‘too kæʒ’. (Soz, but how do you even spell cas[ual] without IPA? These are the things I struggle with.)

I have the answer. It is this: a short (but not too short!) black cord skater skirt with a nippy little waistband. With black tights, obv.

And that’s really about it.