Author: Arch Copy
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The Power of Penis
This week I sent my editor an article a lady wrote about loving your vagina. It was hilarious and kind of eww-cute, but I reeeeeally just wanted to imagine Shaun reading all her gross-out names for ladyparts and having to go and be sick (Shaun is stridently gay). However, he was not just sickened: he…
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Excellent Man Quote on Fashion
“I hope nobody…actually thinks men are worried about this kind of stuff. If you think this scene has ever occurred… Two young DUDES are at a cocktail party at a trendy Manhattan loft. The first DUDE spots a beautiful YOUNG WOMAN sighing wistfully as she fails to eat anything from the hors d’oeuvre tray. He…
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Monday Addams
So hey. Yesterday I posted an outfit on Chictopia, which I do maybe three a times a week. It’s mainly because I’m a posey hipster, but it’s also to direct traffic towards HOWL. Usually I get four or five comments, a few votes and that’s it. FAIR ENOUGH. Yesterday though. Yesterday I posted an outfit I…
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…the cutest little UNUSED brown and tangerine leather satchel handbag is also now listed on my eBay. Go look at it, or check out the five pairs of luscious boots I also have selling!
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SHOE SALE!!!!
Hey kids, wanna buy some awesome shoes? I have five beautiful pairs of boots for sale on eBay and I’ve been crying all day. I tried them all on about 10 times just to really MAKE SURE, but the dream is over. I’m never going to wear them again and I can’t just keep them…
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