I am writing about doors. Exterior doors, bi-fold doors, sliding doors, hardwood doors, glass doors, door frames, garage doors, door furniture and all the different materials that you can possibly make into a door. It’s bloody fascinating. Not.
This is for a company that sells HUNDREDS, if not thousands of doors. There are only so many things you can say about doors, and I have to reword them in an interesting and relevant fashion on about 53 pages. Oh God.
Still, it could be worse. I could be dead.
* This is a pun delivered straight from the company I’m dealing with. It is not mine. I would never try to lay claim to something so brilliant.