This is a charming little game that Boyfriend and I were playing in bed last night and giggling over for at least two hours…

I love you so much I’d scrape off my irises to make you contact lenses

I love you so much I’d pull out all my teeth to make you a necklace

I love you so much I’d rip off my scrotum to make you a shower cap

I love you so much I’d skin myself to make you a handbag

I love you so much I’d cut off my foreskin to make you a head band

And so on.