My Ritual Humiliation #2: Texan Winter

Hello kiddies. Second HOWL Wears… column out today and it’s just so mortifying. Actually WEARING ridiculous clothes is fine, it’s when people draw attention to it and comment that it becomes a red-faced ordeal of discomfort. WHY NOT GO HAVE A GANDER AND MAKE IT EVEN WORSE? I’m basically dressed as Lucy Ewing from Dallas.

Collar tips by EAburns
This is not me. This is the EAburns jewellery model…

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