Sitting at work BESIDE MYSELF with excitement because my long-awaited ridiculous shoes are at home waiting for me. They’re SO silly and I cannot wait to wear them. The trouble I find with wonderful silly purchases is that they always demand OTHER purchases. This particular pair need true blue denim skinny jeans, preferably with a turn up. They have to be skin tight. I can see them in my mind’s eye but I don’t know where to get them.

I am going to be so poor this month. Especially as I just replaced all my piercing jewellery with gold, in a wild break from the plastic mismatch of my youth…