Author: Arch Copy
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My Ritual Humiliation #2: Texan Winter
Hello kiddies. Second HOWL Wears… column out today and it’s just so mortifying. Actually WEARING ridiculous clothes is fine, it’s when people draw attention to it and comment that it becomes a red-faced ordeal of discomfort. WHY NOT GO HAVE A GANDER AND MAKE IT EVEN WORSE? I’m basically dressed as Lucy Ewing from Dallas.
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Wearing Myself Out…
I am trying with this outfit tracker project but I find standing in front of a camera incredibly squirmy. Things that feel good often look quite different and I’m usually blissfully unaware. Not so when faced with a series of photos of my silly clothes… Confidence crisis! But do go have a good LOL, won’t…
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HOWL Wears…
So basically people think I dress weird pretty much every day. My friend Sam really REALLY doesn’t get it, and so thought it’d be hilarious to take the piss out of me every day on the Internet so everyone can see. This will be happening to me every Friday in our new HOWL Wears… column…
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On HOWL This Week
We all know fashion is a bit ridiculous. But who cares?! If I want to wear shorts with studded pockets that puncture my bottom when I sit down, why shouldn’t I? This week on HOWL I’ve celebrated a few of my favourite ridiculous ‘looks’ that the fashion world has produced. It’s just LOLs for fashion…
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Kate Upton is not Fat
This week the esteemed editor of HOWL Magazine asked me to take a closer look at The Big Fat Kate Upton Debate…quite simply: is she or isn’t she? Well, clearly to normal sane real people she is a luscious goddess with excellent bangers and legs that go on for days, but it’s not normal people…
