Author: Arch Copy
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I Hated Children
I was born old – older even than I am now. I sometimes fancy my childhood self as a sort of female Stewie Griffin – lounging idly with a pornographic novel and a cheroot, while the other children scampered about eating spiders and falling over. In reality, I’m sure I was a charmingly childlike child.…
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Joyful Things
There are things full of joy. They are useful to keep a note of, for when it’s not OK. Possessing a tailcoat Having a job that is writing And still wanting to write all the time Night walks A summer full of music One’s own domain names Spiked leather garters as everyday wear A trip…
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Books Five and Six
Between the Assassinations by Aravind Adiga, which was OK. And The Girl in the Mirror by Cecelia Ahern, which was decidedly not. I knew when I picked up a bloody Cecelia Ahern that it would be pants. But this was not just pants – it was short story pants, with a bit of ‘magic’ chucked…
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How a Sexist Office Party Saved Lives
The first drink driving awareness advert was broadcast in the 60s – a time when alcohol was seen as just the thing to calm your nerves before speeding home to your pinnied little wifey – and focused on men having to drive silly girls from the typing pool home after the office Christmas party. Things…
