Author: Arch Copy
-
Caitlin Moran
You know how I love Caitlin Moran? I love her even more now. I just finished reading Moranthology and it was so funny a lady on my train asked if I was OK. I was crying you see. With MIRTH. I can’t explain to you how ace it is so you’ll just have to read…
-
Today Was an Odd Day
Sometimes there are days when I think “OMG, actually though. Really this time, this is the END”. And then six hours later I realise that this is in fact NOT the end, but merely another opportunity to have a complete laugh and make everything good on my own terms. This does rather sound like someone…
-
A Love Story
This is an ode. To my trainers. In all seriousness, this is a love story about finding my perfect shoes. That’s just the kind of life I live. I do not know how to pay my council tax and would starve to death if left alone with a frying pan and an egg. I have…
-
Hoarding
I hoard. If I fall in love with something I’ve bought as I learn how many ways I can wear it, I start to worry about how I’ll cope when it’s gone. I still have clothes from my teens but these days my mother isn’t in charge of quality control – which means my (Primark…
-
Getting My Diary On
I have begun my five year diary. It’s an odd thing to me. I kept diaries for over a decade, writing pages a day. And now I’m back to it, but with a tiny little one-liner! Bizarre. Pretty book though, man alive.
