I went into Primark, picked up a plain dark purple bikini for £6 and bought it. I bet it will look disgusting, but I don’t care. I’m probably only going to wear it once, and I won’t look nice in anything so it doesn’t make a difference.

How depressing. At least it’s my favourite colour. And Boyfriend’s – the big girl’s blouse!

I also bought…a black maxi dress with a lace insert on the back which is very loverrly indeed. And a skirt that I’m not sure about. And a bright pink Jacques Vert waist belt with a gold buckle in the Cancer Research Shop. Result!