Hey kids, wanna buy some awesome shoes? I have five beautiful pairs of boots for sale on eBay and I’ve been crying all day. I tried them all on about 10 times just to really MAKE SURE, but the dream is over. I’m never going to wear them again and I can’t just keep them because they look pretty on my shelves. Or can’t I? NO STOP IT. Please go buy them before I change my mind!