It is not too strong a title. Mother, agency of wide renown, have launched a charity raffle. How nice, you think – what about that is motherfuckery?

The raffle is for people who want a placement at Mother. They give a minimum of £10 to Children in Need and get chucked in a pot for Mother to randomly draw from, like gods assigning death and glory. Nope, you don’t need talent, just some spare cash and a lot of desperation. If you have no cash and no place of residence in London but you have a lot of talent – you need not apply.

I’m getting all het up again. The point is, I wrote about this farce for Shellsuit Zombie and you should go read it.

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