Author: Arch Copy

• June 9, 2011

  Why I Love Ebay More Than My Boyfriend

  Ebay. God, I love Ebay. Land of forgotten treasures. I could trawl through its glorious pages for hours, suddenly discovering items that I didn’t even know I’d been longing for, but now JUST MUST HAVE. Sometimes, just sometimes, ebay is like a magical world where your all secret hopes have gone to roost. Point in…
• June 4, 2011

  So…I’m Back

  Home, back at work and SHATTERED. Barcelona was mental. We were there for the Barcelona v. Manchester United game and when Barcelona won (phew) it spawned a wild street party the likes of which I had never seen before. AND I WAS THERE! For once, I was in THE place where IT was happening. People…
• May 26, 2011

  It’s a Red Lipstick Kind of a Day

  I am wearing red lipstick today. A Red Lipstick Day only comes round once in a while. They happen on the rare occasion that I feel good enough about my outfit to go that step further and admit ‘Hey, actually yes I DID make an effort today’. They also happen when I am excited, to…
• May 24, 2011

  Resignation

  I went into Primark, picked up a plain dark purple bikini for £6 and bought it. I bet it will look disgusting, but I don’t care. I’m probably only going to wear it once, and I won’t look nice in anything so it doesn’t make a difference. How depressing. At least it’s my favourite colour.…
• May 24, 2011

  Dread

  So I’m going out to buy a bikini. I’d like a one piece, something vintage and flattering. But I can’t afford the luxury of actually feeling good about how I look. I simply need something to cover my naked body in Spain. Glooooom.